Category Archives: Blight Productions

Come dance with Blight the Clown, and a few other things.

Howdy,

You crazy bunch of boing boing boing on a purple pancake stick, with cheese.

What have I got here…ohhh…you haven’t guessed yet?

Well here it is, Blight Productions would like to present to you:

-THE MISSING ADVENTURES OF BLIGHT THE CLOWN #15-

ONLY AT THE BLIGHT BLOG:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Thanks,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
www.blightproductions.com

Blight’s out of body experience and Barry Mitchell pays tribute to everyone’s favorite clown!

So here is is folks,

The silly dose of sleaze ball slapstick non sequitur humor you all have been waiting for:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

And BARRY MITCHELL sings the world an amazing tribute song to your favorite little clown.

What are you waiting for, check out the blog now!!!!

Also, Tell your friends to subscribe to the email list spread the blight!

Thanks,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
www.blightproductions.com

Chvad the thug busts some caps in comic 13, Bitter middle age guy gets pissed for the first time, and more strange adventures in the land of Second Life.

Greeting and salutations my sassy little salamanders,

In this weeks exciting new edition of the Blight Blog:

1-Chvad the Thug makes his first appearance in “The Missing Adventures of Blight the Clown #13”
2-Barry Mitchell’s “Bitter Middle Age Guy” attacks the rising cost of air.
3-Second Life – the Human experiment (my little rant)
4-A short film about one mans experience in a virtual world “Second Me” by Eifachfilm Vacirca

Tell your friends to subscribe!

Check out the Blight Blog here: http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Thanks,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
www.blightproductions.com

Blight the Clown Comic 12d, The end of the first Jane Rose Saga!!!

I made a little poem for you:

I am a little Clown,
And I write a little Blog,
I update weekly comics,
And I live in a swamp bog.

In this weeks blog:
1-The final installment of the first Jane Rose saga.
2-Finally see how the panels from the last 4 weeks come together.
3-See some details from my current painting in progress.
4-My notes on the Takashi Murakami exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum of Art

You can see the blog posting here: http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Also,
I asked the question last week if folks thought weekly Blight postings were too much. The majority voted and the clowntastic postings will continue to be weekly.

Thanks,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
www.blightproductions.com

Comic 12C, What are we gonna do with this Little Jane Rose?

Howdy folks,

This week in the Clown-tastic world of Blight Productions:

1. Another comic episode in the traumatic Jane Rose saga. Poor poor Blight the Clown, why does Jane Rose torment him so?
2. I have colored “Where have All The Clown’s Gone?”
3. And I found (on Youtube) a really amazing German stop motion animation that I have on VHS tape. I saw it about 15 years ago, and now through the convenience of the internet you can see it too.

You can see the blog posting here: http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Thanks,
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
Www.blightproductions.com

Comic #12a, a SL haunted house, another influential video, and it’s hot as hell tonight!!

This week’s funky fresh clown-arffic blog posting, HOT OFF THE PRESS:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com

Be sure to check out the latest Blight the Clown shenanigans in the new comic strip with a special appearance by Special Effects wizard and brilliant filmmaker, the world famous “JANE ROSE”!!!!!! Find out about the latest 3-dimensional virtual world art projects. And witness one of my favorite video art pieces of the past few months. All here for you to feast on:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com

Your pal,

Brian A. Bernhard
Blight the Clown
Blight Productions
www.blightproductions.com

Blights gets a sty in comic #11, and dwells a little to much on eyes this week.

Once upon a time…

There were some very nice people. They took a liking to a cute little clown called “Blight” and enjoyed the weekly comic strip version of his life. It is for those wonderful folks that I bring to you, “The Missing adventures of Blight the Clown #11”. Those of you that know me, this weeks strip carries a deeper meaning.

Also, witness a NEW eyeball drawing and an amazing performance by The Residents, a group that has managed to inform and influence many aspects of my artistic career.

Follow this URL to Blight Productions blog of clowntastic goodness:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

::::NOTICE::::
I still need your help! I am planning a trip to Germany in a couple months and I am looking to find some cool art galleries that you think might be interested in representing my work. If you have any contacts, please email me ASAP!!!

Thanks,

Blight the Clown
Blight Productions
www.blightproductions.com

Blight the Clown Comic Strip #6, My Feetz Too Big, and a pretty flower!

Hello my fancy bag of friends,

“Yes, your feets too big
Don’t want ya, cause ya feets too big
Can’t use ya, cause ya feets too big
I really hate ya, cause ya feets too big”

This is a quote from the Fats Waller song called “Your Feet’s Too Big” that inspired my latest illustration, check it out on the blog, along with another all NEW Blight the Clown comic strip!

Follow this URL to Blight Productions blog of clowntastic goodness:
http://blightproductions.wordpress.com

::::NOTICE::::
I still need your help! I am planning a trip to Germany in a couple months and I am looking to find some cool art galleries that you think might be interested in representing my work. If you have any contacts, please email me ASAP!!!

Thanks,

Brian A. Bernhard
Blight Productions
http://www.blightproductions.com

Blight’s big nose, Jackson Sq, Vampires, ART in Germany and a pretty rainbow!

A Preview of the NEW Blight blog posting:

Hello my super fine funk-defied clowntactic prople,

Boy-Oh-Boy, I sure have had a lot going on this week. Which is basically my way of saying, “there ain’t gonna’ be a lot of stuff in this weeks blog”. Well I don’t know, it’s 2AM on Sunday night and I just got back from helping my friend on a movie shoot. Let’s see what kind of stuff rambles out before I pass out!!

1. New Blight the Clown Comic
2. New Biff Vampire Movie
3. Pretty Rainbow
4. Jackson Sq Park

Go to the Blog to read all the gory details:
http://blightproductions.wordpress.com

::::NOTICE::::
I need your help! I am planning a trip to Germany in a couple months and I am looking to find some cool art galleries that you think might be interested in representing my work. If you have any contacts, please email me ASAP!!!

Thanks,

Brian A. Bernhard
Blight Productions
http://www.blightproductions.com

Blight the Clown gets a lil’ sad in Comic #8, and GO OUT AND WATCH POULTRYGEIST!!

Hello my happy little clowns,

In this week’s “Missing Adventure”, Blight the Clown gets sad, and boy oh boy, do the shenanigans ensue.

I also went to go see the latest Troma film premiere, “Poultrygeist – Night of the Chicken Dead”

Check out the Blight Blog for a new Blight the Clown comic strip and my little review of Lloyd Kaufman’s chicken zombie shenanigans:

http://blightproductions.wordpress.com/

Your favorite clown,
Blight the Clown
Brian A. Bernhard
Blight Productions
www.blightproductions.com